Or quite simply today could be known as “The day in which I am destined to lose significant blood volume”.
Okay – so it probably isn’t significant but it is annoying. Seems like everything I do today somehow leads to me bleeding. Let’s check the tally so far!
- Nosebleeds due to allergies/sinus issues – 2
- Cuts – 1
- Scratching an itch on your leg that results in bleeding – 1
And it’s barely noon, folks. . . . .